Wednesday, October 07, 2015

My Election Advice

If you find yourself facing a tough choice, fill in this name:

Dear Future Biographer (I)

Just wanna super apologize for the amount of [sic]s you're going to have to use when quoting things I've written.

But, in my defense*, spelling is kind of an artificial skill anyway, right?


*Just took four tries to spell "defense" — pro tip: there is no "c".

Happy Accident

I'm not sure how Google ending up making this, but I like this odd little gif thing:

Saturday, October 03, 2015


Thank you for:

  • Wilco.
  • Alec Baldwin.
  • William H. Macy.
  • and everyone else behind The Cooler.
  • And for This Film Is Not Yet Rated and other truth-tellers.
  • Anthropologie.

Things I Learned From a Day at the Zoo (with Two Kids)

  • My wife and motherhood are going to mesh well together. Like, insanely well.
  • A double-wide stroller (combined with gravity and a hill) is potentially a deadly weapon. Wield it carefully.
  • I have some kind of paternal instinct kicking in hardcore. "Feeling like a dad" is something I say when I feel great about something.