My Election Advice

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Dear Future Biographer (I)

Just wanna super apologize for the amount of [sic]s you're going to have to use when quoting things I've written.

But, in my defense*, spelling is kind of an artificial skill anyway, right?

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*Just took four tries to spell "defense" — pro tip: there is no "c".

Happy Accident

I'm not sure how Google ending up making this, but I like this odd little gif thing:

Papa,

Thank you for:

• Wilco.
• Alec Baldwin.
• William H. Macy.
• and everyone else behind The Cooler.
• And for This Film Is Not Yet Rated and other truth-tellers.
• Anthropologie.

Things I Learned From a Day at the Zoo (with Two Kids)

• My wife and motherhood are going to mesh well together. Like, insanely well.
• A double-wide stroller (combined with gravity and a hill) is potentially a deadly weapon. Wield it carefully.
• I have some kind of paternal instinct kicking in hardcore. "Feeling like a dad" is something I say when I feel great about something.